Worst part: after you’ve dressed your kid up like this, you have to walk around with them, alone, after dark.
1. Three terrifying pig-children
2. We get the dancing bear and the bear tamer - but why is the child dressed as… a different child?
3. “Alas, poor Pumpkinhead. I knew him, Horatio”
4. Unsure on the safety aspect of tying a bag round your kid’s head
5. Still unexpectedly cute
6. One creepy old man, two rather phallic mushrooms
7. Junior meeting of the KKK